nut hugger
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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