look no pants
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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