I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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