i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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