I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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