she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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