please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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