Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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