Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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