I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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