That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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