that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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