he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
3 2 1 whiskey
you made out with another girl for some wings
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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