this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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