i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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