you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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