had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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