To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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