How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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