You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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