I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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