My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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