I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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