i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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