My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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