I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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