i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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