they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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