One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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