This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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