his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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