I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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