Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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