they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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