AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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