i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
pray to the hookup gods
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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