who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it was like eating out sand paper
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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