ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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