Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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