What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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