I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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