I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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