you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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