1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
your thong is hanging out like whoa
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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