11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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