she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I wear drunk well.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
how does that bad decision feel?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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