and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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