i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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