Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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