So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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